I've got a bunch of dumb hick cousins in the south. Super nice people, if you're family, but you're going to want to give them some time to solve tough problems like simple math. I had a tech conference with a guy who sounded like the Georgia version of the same accent they have, and could NOT take him seriously as a well educated tech expert for like a year, just because of how he talked. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
My hair was annoying me, so I was considering cutting it. Had a super bad nights sleep during which my hair annoyed me a couple of times. So when I woke up, I decided it was time to cut my hair. Should have waited until I'd eaten and slept more. Forgot the clipper guard. Shaved myself as bald as clippers will go. Now my many many scalp scars and indents show clearly.
Unix and IT Security guy. All around nerd. Heavily invested in solar power and EVs.
Mostly hackers, mostly in Urbana, IL, talking to each other & our friends on like-minded servers without giving our personal data to the marketing machine.